I can write words.

intrigued by many art forms. creativity and comedy keep my heart beating. dancing simulation games make my life more exciting. I am incredibly loyal to those who i hold dear. I am terrible at speaking about myself so I asked a few friends to describe me in one sentence: "Smart, funny, and beautiful woman that has an amazing outlook on life and can cheer anyone up no matter what." "Tessa Tomlin: The Only person in the world whose taste in music is as good as mine." "A poet, a Dollar Tree worker, a lesbian: Tessa Tomlin for pawnee city council."

So I just finished the episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians where Kris meets up with Todd and I am disgusted that people are actually this way. You’re a married woman. This guy knows you’re a married woman…. 

cliterallysame:

this is my favorite video on this website

(Source: lindsaychrist, via lucillesballs)

at this point i’m just watching the kardashians and waiting to die

every white drama movie ever

kobetyrant:

Becky: heather, I can’t believe you would do this to me! he’s my ex
Heather: I love him Becky! you’re just jealous
Becky: *GASPS*
Becky: *Tackles heather*
*****Starts fighting******
*****falls down stairs****
Heather & Becky: *Starts laughing while laying on the bottom step*
Heather: what are we doing? it used to never be like this?
Becky: we would never let a guy get to us like this… I promise never to change again.
Heather: *sticks out pinky*

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