I can write words.

intrigued by many art forms. creativity and comedy keep my heart beating. dancing simulation games make my life more exciting. I am incredibly loyal to those who i hold dear. I am terrible at speaking about myself so I asked a few friends to describe me in one sentence: "Smart, funny, and beautiful woman that has an amazing outlook on life and can cheer anyone up no matter what." "Tessa Tomlin: The Only person in the world whose taste in music is as good as mine." "A poet, a Dollar Tree worker, a lesbian: Tessa Tomlin for pawnee city council."

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

(via salvi4)

I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

(via depths-within)

besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

(via oh-how-lovely)

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

(via mozarsch)

somethinginger:

If you’re ever bored just faceswap yourself with The Great Gatsby. 10/10 would recomennd

somethinginger:

If you’re ever bored just faceswap yourself with The Great Gatsby. 10/10 would recomennd

(via mozarsch)